Thinking Meat

Best Goldberg line ever.

I'm sorry, but not since Professor Peter Singer explained that we should give as good as we get from dogs who hump our legs, have I been so exasperated with the way some academics think they can use their head for a colonoscopy and then crab-walk around expecting all the world to think their new hats make them look smart.

I don't consider myself particularly conservative, but the article made me laugh out loud.

Update: I fixed the link, so now you can find the correct article. Thanks to Julie de Maupin for alerting me to the mistake.