Thinking Meat

Today's moronic headline comes from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, which handily informs us that

Kucinich says his priority is people

As opposed to other candidates, whose priority is termites and wombats.

Not that the good former mayor is deserving of more intelligent headlines:

He said he would create a Cabinet-level Department of Peace and work "to make war a thing of the past."

Uhhh yeah... Someone keep that man away from sharp objects, and get him a copy of 1984...