Thinking Meat

Saddam's Swimming Saboteurs

A blurb in OpinionJournal mentions this ironic tale of a San Diego man who was attacked and bloodied by a seal while trying to prove that seals pose no danger to people.

A man was clawed and scratched by a seal during a demonstration by a group of swimmers attempting to show that people and seals can coexist at Children's Pool in La Jolla.

For some reason, no one has noticed that the story is filed under the heading "Iraq." This can only mean one thing: the seals were working for Hussein.

Paramilitary indeed.