Saturday, March 01, 2003
A quick summary of the Arab League meeting in Sharm-el-Sheikh, Egypt:

Amr Moussa, League President: We are totally for the UN Security Council resolutions. But those damned Americans better not try to enforce them. Too bad we can't do anything, so we'll just blab along.

Guy in a Robe, United Arab Emirates: Hey, Iraqis, why don't you just leave? The rest of us will watch your place real good, we promise!

Mohammed Aldouri, Iraq: Psshhhyeah, not likely, banker boy! Who do you take me for, a Dubai hooker?

Bashar Assad, Syria: We're screwed! The Americans are out to get us all! ...oh yeah, sorry, Israel sucks!

Muammar Gadhafi, Lybia: Yeah, well, the Americans wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for those wussy Kuwaitis and Saudis!

Crown Prince Abdullah, Saudi Arabia: Hey, you better not be disrespectin' me, African Queen! I didn't ask for this, either!

Gadhafi: Yeah, right -- who's been keeping your royal arse "royal" all these years, the Swedes?

(Delegates snicker.)

Abdullah: You're dead meat, mother[deleted]!!

Scuffling sounds. Camera is knocked over.

THE ARAB LEAGUE CONFERENCE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED DUE TO ZIONIST INFILTRATION. PLEASE STAND BY.

(by way of LGF and Meryl Yourish)

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