Thinking Meat

Squirrel Shaheed

This is the funniest story I've read all year:

Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street…and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing.

Read it all, and give thanks to Zeitgeist at Inoperable Terran for finding it.