Thinking Meat

Hi. I'm Ralph Nader. Please vote for this guy. Wow, I'm sad. I am always sad. What I need is a nice piece of pie.

The show of political support at the Green Party's San Francisco headquarters took an unscripted turn Tuesday when a prankster burst into the room and slammed a cream pie into Nader's face. The culprit fled through a side door.

Camejo later suggested the pie assault was the work of Democrats who may feel threatened by the Green Party's growing popularity.

Fools. It was Gary Coleman's secret band of thugs all along. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum, y'know.