Thinking Meat

What a bunch of lamers

By way of the Terran, I've learned that those perennial useless busy-bodies at the Center for Science in the Public Interest are trying to ban beer ads during collegiate sports games, implying that such ads lead to "binge drinking."

Never mind that more than half of all college students are over 21, and thus a perfectly legitimate audience. Forget also that many alumni -- themselves way over 21 -- watch these games, and also like beer.

All you Tuttering Templars of Temperance, listen up: the reason college students drink beer till they puke is not advertising campaigns with frogs or babes in them. It's to be as different as possible from irritating dweebs like you.